are u a fucking penis toucher?

[DBDK]

[Enigma]

Like my penis?

[DBDK]

I bet you do your belt up before you wash your hands after peeing, you fucking piss belted son of a bitch.

[Enigma]

I don't undo my belt to take a piss. That's why the hole in the front of jeans and underwear is for.

[DBDK]

Then ur zipper pinches your dick.

:/

[Das Troll]

I have my dick tucked up my ass so I can piss whenever I want, store it, then deposit it in the toilet like a gentleman.

[Enigma]

Then ur zipper pinches your dick.

:/

Nah, I get jeans with extra long zippers to avoid this.

[DBDK]

I have my dick tucked up my ass so I can piss whenever I want, store it, then deposit it in the toilet like a gentleman.

Sounds like you are almost sitting down to pee, not impressive.

[Enigma]

I have my dick tucked up my ass so I can piss whenever I want, store it, then deposit it in the toilet like a gentleman.

Sounds like you are almost sitting down to pee, not impressive.

It's a little impressive. Mine is too big to sit down to piss. It drops in and overflows the toilet.

[DBDK]

I have my dick tucked up my ass so I can piss whenever I want, store it, then deposit it in the toilet like a gentleman.

Sounds like you are almost sitting down to pee, not impressive.

It's a little impressive. Mine is too big to sit down to piss. It drops in and overflows the toilet.

lol that is pretty common on the internet

[Enigma]

Really? I'm used to everyone having tiny cocks and claiming to have huge cocks.

[fuckreddit]

"r/teenagers - i have a 20 inch cock, i wish it was smaller its sad to be so attractive"

[Enigma]

I forget Reddit is a thing sometimes.