Eating only bacon

[Enigma]

Sometimes I like to fry up like 20oz of bacon and just eat that shit all by myself. I then wonder why I feel like crap and why my shits are the consistency of olive oil.

[Das Troll]

If you do Keto that's normal. I did keto for six months once and I was eating a pound of bacon a day and 3 pounds of chicken every other day.

[Enigma]

Nice. Maybe I should do keto.

[Das Troll]

Nice. Maybe I should do keto.

It's fine at first and the weight loss is great, but you start to hate it before long. Also the first 5 or so pounds you lose real quick is water weight. Soon as you get off keto you pretty much gain the weight right back when you start pounding delicious carbs again.

[Enigma]

Oh, I need to GAIN weight. Not muscle either, like, I need to gain at least 2% body fat.