House Plants

[Enigma]

So I sprouted these bulbs a few months ago, and just a couple weeks back they started shooting up out of nowhere. I already had to top the longer shoot because it finally bent under it's own weight, and within 24 hours the stalk already doubled in size. I topped the other two shoots just to be proactive about it, but I'm guessing within the next month I'll have it into it's intermediate pot and be giving it exclusively aquarium waste water.

[Enigma]

Topped this fucker again because one stalk was getting all fucky again. Looks like they're finally splitting off into more shoots though. I'll post some updated pictures tomorrow.

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Re-potted it, and planted the rest of the bulbs, and some shorter flowery ones. I'll take some pics when they sprout

[Enigma]

Hell yeah, me too. Idk why someone gave my wife a bunch of bulbs that can't even be planted outside, but I'll get some way cool house plants out of them.

[Fonaplats]

I am a recovering drug addict and have been advised to get a plant and keep it alive for 1 year before I jump into a relationship with my gender of choice.
Does anyone have a suggestion for a good plant that would substitute for a partner?

[Enigma]

My rubber tree plant has been pretty cool the last almost 8 years.

[Fonaplats]

A rubber tree plant? I am intrigued. Approximately what type of yield do you get from a rubber tree plant?

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Mine is currently about 4 feet tall. When my mom gave it to me it was maybe 18 inches with 2 shoots, now it has about 2 dozen shoots.

[Fonaplats]

As soon as I get some money I will be going to the garden store and buying a plant.

[Enigma]

Hell yeah, dude, plants are boss.