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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add The Rudeboy to your ignore list  
Old 2008-09-10, 04:40
The Rudeboy The Rudeboy is offline
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If you think about what I said, there is at least some truth to it. The major religions don't actually worship god, but instead use the idea of god to get their followers to fork over money. I have yet to see any god do anything for anyone besides provide a crutch of false hope to the meek.

The last time I checked, prayers were not accepted as a form of payment at the grocery store or car dealership. Praying to god for a new jet ski does not get you a jet ski. $8,000 gets you a new jet ski.
I'm glad you have a good diction on it, but you are still being a bit too general. If you said that the major religions today only use the idea of god to get their followers to for over money then I would strongly agree, excluding the minority who do not follow that principle.

And I don't use God for false hope, I use God to spit in the face of the societies of conformity and Narrow mindedness. That would get quoted for irony if compared to modern fundamental zealot ideas, but I consider my following Christ as an example of following only the just laws of man, accepting my fellow members (totse for example)
around me, and relishing in the fact that diversity in all forms, including theistic thought or lack thereof is a good thing to be grateful of. Like I said before, who wants everyone to be the same?

That being said, I don't relish hypocrisy, narrow mindedness or heavy bias. From any side
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Old 2008-12-24, 19:35
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What are your beliefs regarding what God is?
What are your beliefs regarding who Jesus was and his relation to god and us?
What are your beliefs regarding other religeons?

god is an all knowing being, he is in and off the earth and a separate entity on his own that we cannot fathom. i do not believe in him but rather know he exists through experiences that i cannot explain, so yeah i am a christian.

jesus is the god in human flesh who gave up his life to save us. strive to be like jesus but dont worship him, only the father

i think there wrong

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all that being said, i am huge hypocrite like all other christians. do not be sheep like the idiotic followers but rather find your own path.

as a christian i personally believe in evolution, dinosaurs existed and the world is billions of years old
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Old 2008-12-28, 01:11
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I believe there is a divine power. I believe in aliens. I believe the Great Pyramid of Giza is a product of divine power and aliens/mankind. I believe Jesus was a prophet and many of the books of the Bible were not incorporated into the Bible for religious reasons. I don't know a whole lot about other religions, so I usually don't ridicule them. But, I might, just depends on what the Islamists are up to.
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Old 2009-01-06, 07:41
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Greetings,

I'll just give you an introduction to myself. My name is Wayne, but you can call me Dr. Pastor Emeritus Wayne Sehmish. Until recently, I was pastor of Good Shepherd Baptist Church in Queensland, Australia (www.baptist.com.au). My time as pastor was a time of fruitfulness and blessing, especially in a financial context. After creating a financial base for myself, I got the go-ahead from God to begin financing and planning my conquest of Asia and the greater third world. This empire will then be left to my son, who despite his metal retardation, is still the most apt to lead besides myself.

To learn more about me and my plans for world domination, visit www.thesimpletruth.com.au. For you reading pleasure, I have also included a favorite quote of mine on each page. You may be surprised to find that these quote are actually mine, but this is simply because nobody else has come up with one as spectacular as any of mine. Here's a sample:

“Who do you think you’re not, and what if you are wrong ?”
-Dr Pastor Emeritus Wayne Sehmish

In conclusion, it is also my humble God-given duty to let ou know that we are all sinners, the likes of which are the cause of God's wrathful vengeance, which comes in the form of tsunamis, floods, hurricanes (Katrina, anyone???) and also Armageddon. You'd best get saved before the latter arrives, which isn't far away since the antichrist has been elected to be the president of the United States.

God Bless,
Dr. Pastor Emeritus Wayne Sehmish
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