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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
2007-03-28, 23:29
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And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
Not according to science:
http://biology.clc.uc.edu/Courses/bio105/ribs.htm
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quote:Over the last few years, I have received several e-mail message asking if the number of ribs is different in men and women. To correctly respond to these inquiries, I have researched this issue by looking up this information in several Anatomy and Physiology textbooks. All agree that, based on medical research (somebody actually dissected cadavers and counted ribs, somebody actually looked at x-rays and counted ribs), men and women have the same number of ribs as each other.
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2007-03-28, 23:32
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Regular
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In my Kingdom Cold
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*waits until Masta Thief barges in with babbling idiocy*
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2007-03-28, 23:34
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Your a dumbass!!! Of course we have the same number of ribs it never stated men have a differ # of ribs!!! God just took one from Adam! your a moron!!! honestly i cant even believe you think this is relevant! WOW kid!!!
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2007-03-28, 23:36
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That makes no fucking sense. Why would you assume all men have one rib less just because Adam had a rib removed?
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quote:Originally posted by Masta Thief:
Your a dumbass!!! Of course we have the same number of ribs it never stated men have a differ # of ribs!!! God just took one from Adam! your a moron!!! honestly i cant even believe you think this is relevant! WOW kid!!!
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Holy shit, I actually agree with Masta Thief.
[This message has been edited by Hare_Geist (edited 03-28-2007).] |
2007-03-28, 23:41
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quote:Originally posted by Hare_Geist:
That makes no fucking sense. Why would you assume all men have one rib less just because Adam had a rib removed?
Holy shit, I actually agree with Masta Thief.
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you have gained in respect from me! just for the fact you would say it!
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2007-03-28, 23:46
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quote:Originally posted by Masta Thief:
Your a dumbass!!! Of course we have the same number of ribs it never stated men have a differ # of ribs!!! God just took one from Adam! your a moron!!! honestly i cant even believe you think this is relevant! WOW kid!!!
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Then why did God's curses upon Adam and Eve apply to all mankind?
"To the woman he said,
'I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.'"
- God's curse on Eve
It never said "all women", just Eve. If a divine, biological changed performed on a woman (Eve) can be applied to all women, why couldn't a divine, biological changed performed on a man (Adam's rib removed) apply to all men?
[This message has been edited by Elephantitis Man (edited 03-28-2007).]
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2007-03-28, 23:50
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:
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Originally posted by Masta Thief:
Your a dumbass!!! Of course we have the same number of ribs it never stated men have a differ # of ribs!!! God just took one from Adam! your a moron!!! honestly i cant even believe you think this is relevant! WOW kid!!!
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Then why did God's curses upon Adam and Eve apply to all mankind?
"To the woman he said,
'I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.'"
- God's curse on Eve
It never said "all women", just Eve. If a divine, biological changed performed on a woman (Eve) can be applied to all women, why couldn't a divine, biological changed performed on a man (Adam's rib removed) apply to all men?
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OMG! i figured if hare_giest would agree so would everyone! this is fucking amazing and your all retarded!
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2007-03-28, 23:55
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quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:
It never said "all women", just Eve. If a divine, biological changed performed on a woman (Eve) can be applied to all women, why couldn't a divine, biological changed performed on a man (Adam's rib removed) apply to all men?
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Just because it can be doesn't mean it will be, and him taking Adam's rib wasn't a punishment.
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2007-03-29, 00:33
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quote:Originally posted by Masta Thief:
OMG! i figured if hare_giest would agree so would everyone! this is fucking amazing and your all retarded!
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Where did I state that I disagreed with you? The only statement in my post was a quote, and a short sentence pointing out something in the quote. Then I posed 2 questions, that's it. Never did I make any statements regarding my level of agreement with you or anyone else here. Who's the retarded one now, bitch?
[This message has been edited by Elephantitis Man (edited 03-29-2007).]
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2007-03-29, 00:39
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Deep South
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The rib thread!
Happens twice a year in this forum. You can almost set your watch to it.
It's just refreshing seeing Masta Thief interact with Hare_Geist and not call him a homo or a fag!
I sense the humble beginnings of a beautiful friendship.
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