I had a revelation the other night. I was quietly minding my own business, chilling on a Kosovar street around midnight when a bunch of thugs jump out of their SUVs and pump bullets into a little group of passerbys. I walk over after the thugs leave and there's about five or six people dead, all dead on the ground and stuff. So after the ambulances and the cops and all, I continue my little stroll, and I'm thinking and suddenly WHACK! I realize that God does exist. He's just a sick motherfucker who wants to hurt us extremely muchly. Isn't it obvious? He creates the so-called coincidences that hurt us and somewhere in the fucking Heavenly City, he laughs as he watches or pain. I worship that fucker.
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