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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-08-24, 01:11
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Old 2006-08-24, 01:14
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No, it promotes evil thought. But fucking the shit out of your wife is fine. Just don't put it in the asshole.
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Old 2006-08-24, 01:18
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Old 2006-08-24, 02:31
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Ask a priest or a pastor or preacher or whatever. see what they say. it might be funny.
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Old 2006-08-24, 03:59
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You could use wanking/sex as a way of getting in touch with yourself (pun intended) if you don't think obscene thoughts and transcend the act.

Either way unless your catholic God could give two shits if you touch yourself.
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Old 2006-08-24, 04:02
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You could use wanking/sex as a way of getting in touch with yourself (pun intended) if you don't think obscene thoughts and transcend the act.

Either way unless your catholic God could give two shits if you touch yourself.
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Old 2006-08-24, 06:16
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God has to accept my wanking whether he likes it or not. It's not like he has any choice in the matter.
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Old 2006-08-24, 13:11
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quote:Originally posted by FunkyZombie:

God has to accept my wanking whether he likes it or not. It's not like he has any choice in the matter.
He's a'cookin' somethin' up.

I have no idea about other Christian denominations, but Catholics believe anything sexual that occurs outside of marriage and without the intention to create a child is wrong. If a man and a wife are fucking with a condom or other form of b.c., it's wrong. If they fuck while she's pregnant, it's wrong. They believe that our ability to reproduce is a magical gift from God, and we should not waste our sperm (which are particularly magical) on anything else.

Perhaps somebody more knowledgeable could explain why they think sex is sacred? Is it because we're the only species that can do it?
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Old 2006-08-24, 13:18
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quote:Originally posted by King_Cotton:

He's a'cookin' somethin' up.

I have no idea about other Christian denominations, but Catholics believe anything sexual that occurs outside of marriage and without the intention to create a child is wrong. If a man and a wife are fucking with a condom or other form of b.c., it's wrong. If they fuck while she's pregnant, it's wrong. They believe that our ability to reproduce is a magical gift from God, and we should not waste our sperm (which are particularly magical) on anything else.

Perhaps somebody more knowledgeable could explain why they think sex is sacred? Is it because we're the only species that can do it?
Sex should be considered sacred AND fun!

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Old 2006-08-24, 14:53
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Considering the human fetus masturbates, everyone is guilty if you consider it a guilt, if not get on with your life. This is such a boring topic.
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