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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Eloquence to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-03, 17:26
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hey

my name is eloquence, my really freakin' smart little 16 yr old brother PsychoDelicate told me to check this site out, and he said if wanted to argue my religion with some really smart people, here is the place to do it. so anyways this looks like some really sick intellectual humour so i'll check it out....

I'm a gnostic, NOT AGNOSTIC. i don't believe in the devil, or spells, or curses, or exorcisms, and all that bullshyt. i believe in a male and female principle of God, and i believe they have a great sense of humour, and are not retarded judgementalists. like for example when i'm praying, if my boob if freakin' itchy, then i'm going to pray and scratch my freakin' boob, and i don't believe God(s) will condemn me for touching the unholy place...LOL. i believe in soul's perfection and that living many lives helps you reach that perfection, and that karma is merely a balancing of experiences, like say i was ugly in my last life to see what i'd learn from it, then i can be beautiful in this life to learn from it...YEAH YEAH that might have been a weird example, I'M AN INDIAN, if some of you folks are americans, I'm the first nations of this country, like the bows and arrows type of indian, i'm a rapper, and i love learning theology. i hate what all them euro's did to my people, but i ain't that resentful. i'll just get 'em back in my own way. ha! So i dunno what else to say. so see ya!
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Old 2006-07-03, 17:30
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I feel obligated to define our terms in the most general sense possible.

Agnostic: We cannot know anything about the supernatural.

Gnostic: We can know something about the supernatural.

For starters, how did you ascertain your knowledge about the supernatural?
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  #3   Add Eloquence to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-03, 18:08
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FIRST OFF SORRY I WRITE IN CAPS, I'M NOT YELLING, I JUST HAVE A HABIT.

WELL, I GOT TO SAY THIS RIGHT OFF THE BAT...

I'M NOT SAYING THAT MY RELIGION IS RIGHT AND BETTER OR WORSE THAN ANYONE ELSES, I OPENLY AGREE TO THE POSSIBILITY THAT I COULD BE ALL WRONG IN THE END, AND THAT WHEN I DIE I JUST TURN TO DUST AND THAT'S IT. BUT I CHOSE MY BELIEF BECAUSE IT HELPS ME TO BE A BETTER PERSON.

HMM.... MY KNOWLEDGE GROWS EVERYDAY, AND IN WAYS GOD SPEAKS TO ME EVERYDAY...MAYBE NOT THROUGH LITERAL SPEAKING, BUT THROUGH THEIR OWN FORM. HOW DO I SAY THESE THINGS WITHOUT SOUNDING SCHITZO. LOL! LIKE SAY YESTERDAY I WAS SIMPLY THINKING TO MYSELF "I HATE WHEN PEOPLE COME AND SIT BESIDE ME ON THE BUS WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE TO, BECAUSE THERE IS ANOTHER SEAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, WHERE NEITHER OF US HAVE TO SIT BESIDE SOMEONE....AND THEN ALL DAY YESTERDAY, PEOPLE KEPT FUCKING SITTING BESIDE ME WHEN THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO. I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME.... I ALSO READ QUITE A BIT OF BOOKS ON IT, AND DO SOME OF THE ACTIVITIES THAT INVOLVE COMMUNICATION WITH GOD. I LIKE TO MEDITATE TO. PRAYING IS TALKING TO GOD. MEDITATING IS LISTENING, THAT'S WHAT I BELIEVE. MY DAD IS AGNOSTIC AND IT MAKES HIM HAPPY, SO IF I SOUNDED LIKE BEING AGNOSTIC WAS A BAD THING... NO I DON'T THINK IT IS. I DON'T BELIEVE ANY RELIGION IS BAD, AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INVOLVE THE RETARDED IDEALS OF HARMING LIVING THINGS. I LIVE BY THE MOTTO, "HARM NO ONE (INCLUDING YOURSELF) AND DO WHAT YOU WILL" SO I DON'T KNOW IF THAT ANSWERS YOUR QUESTION. K SEE YA

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Old 2006-07-03, 18:16
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Oh my fucking god. Go away. Don't come back until you learn how to type a coherent sentence WITHOUT CAPITALIZING EVERY FUCKING WORD AND...PUTTING...ELLIPSES...IN EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE.

Fuck. http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif

[This message has been edited by Elephantitis Man (edited 07-03-2006).]
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Old 2006-07-03, 18:21
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CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!!

I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN!!! I MEAN IT! I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN! UNTIL YOU'RE MY FUCKING PROFESSOR, THAN OPEN YOUR BIG MOUTH! DON'T MAKE ME DO IT DESPITE YOU! but anyways yeah it's a habit, too small or TOO BIG...i chose to respond fast, without checking my work. my little brother says the same thing. my peeve is bad spelling. but seriously CALM THE FUCK DOWN BITCH!
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Old 2006-07-03, 18:31
Merlinman2005 Merlinman2005 is offline
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It fucking sucks to see someone who writes in all caps. It's not that we have to calm down, it's that you need to not write in all caps. Seriously. Writing without capitalizing is way better than not having any lowercase (bUT sHiT LiKE ThIs SuCKs tO lOoK aT ToO [wow, after typing that, the mixed one seems pretty cool. hmm])

Anyway, your YOUNGER brother is 16? Damn, how old are You?

And you're a rapper? Heh.

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Old 2006-07-03, 18:44
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Well, okay I can appreciate a decent criticism. Sorry, but I am not making any promises that I'm going to be perfect at this all the time. I just got off the phone with my little brother, and he said "You must have proper Grammar, or be prepared for a beat down." I am 21 years old, yes I am a rapper. I mostly do battle and inspiration. I know most of you intellectuals have your own negative opinions on it; because, most of the beats are not constructed from real instruments. Anyways, yeah I actually have talent, unlike some people. I'll release my site information on a later date, if someone is interested.

Natashia is my real name. Yes it is spelled with an I,A at the end.
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Old 2006-07-03, 18:51
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Hi Natashia http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif

Could you ask your brother to make a brief appearance in this thread so we can ream him out for introducing you to MGCBTSOOYG?

k. thanks. Enjoy your stay.
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Old 2006-07-03, 19:01
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You don't even need proper grammar, well not 100 percent, it's just we don't want to hurt our heads by reading your posts.

You just seemed hella immature.

I have nothing against rap, as long as the lyrics are sound. I do slam poetry, so have to come up with shit all the time that gets criticized (and actually judged by at least three people).



So ready to defend your beliefs?
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Old 2006-07-03, 19:05
Eloquence Eloquence is offline
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Test me please,

I want to see my own strength.

Natashia
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