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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-06-20, 03:10
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I want any and all christians to answer a few questions I have.

Why does your god approve of rape, bayby killing, slavery, genocide, and ritual human sacrafice?
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Old 2006-06-20, 03:18
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<typical christian argument>

Well, if God exists, and if God is all-knowing, who are you to question him?

</typical christian argument>
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Old 2006-06-20, 03:20
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You know what god's law was for rape?

The male would pay fifty pieces to her father, and they would force the rape victim to MARRY the rapist!

What the fuck is that?

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Old 2006-06-20, 04:39
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quote:Originally posted by Ophidian Sumerian Dildo:

You know what god's law was for rape?

The male would pay fifty pieces to her father, and they would force the rape victim to MARRY the rapist!

What the fuck is that?
Old Testament= ^^^

New Testament= God:"Whoops, that got a little out of hand, let's go back and clarify things"

Don't bother citing Old Testament laws like that one, unless you are speaking with a Jew.

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Old 2006-06-21, 02:05
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quote:Originally posted by Ophidian Sumerian Dildo:



Why does your god approve of rape, bayby killing, slavery, genocide, and ritual human sacrafice?
You mean those are BAD things? http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif

Anyway, it's people's interpretation of said quotes. People's thoughts and ideas change and, hey, guess what! Magically, God's views change too. Go figure http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif
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Old 2006-06-21, 03:44
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quote:Originally posted by Wavecrest:

You mean those are BAD things? http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif

Anyway, it's people's interpretation of said quotes. People's thoughts and ideas change and, hey, guess what! Magically, God's views change too. Go figure http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif
I can write a book about what God said and Jesus did too.
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Old 2006-06-21, 05:32
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Wait since when does God allow rape and all those things? He didn't he allowed us the choice to rape kill babies he gave us "free will".
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Old 2006-06-21, 07:42
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Wait since when does God allow rape and all those things? He didn't he allowed us the choice to rape kill babies he gave us "free will".
Think you should check into some of the things Jehovah ordered in the old testament, he not only "allowed it" he ordered it! Sorry it doesn't cut it to pass that off as old testament not new testament, last time I looked they were both part of the one bible.

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Old 2006-06-21, 07:46
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quote:Originally posted by Ophidian Sumerian Dildo:

I want any and all christians to answer a few questions I have.

Why does your god approve of rape, bayby killing, slavery, genocide, and ritual human sacrafice?
Hi, I don't call myself a christian, but others do and I don't mind, because most associate xianity with the demiurge you correctly point out ordered all those terrible things and the counterfeit catholic church and it's cults. Point is the god you describe is not the christian god.

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Old 2006-06-21, 14:37
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quote:Originally posted by Ophidian Sumerian Dildo:



Why does your god approve of rape, bayby killing, slavery, genocide, and ritual human sacrafice?
Rape = Because God is a P.I.M.P.

Baby Killing = How can there be dead baby jokes without dead babies ???

Slavery = How could the pyramids be built without human construction equipment http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif.

Genocide = You can't have manslaughter... without laughter.

Ritual Human Sacrifice = It's was the new trend back in those days.
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