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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-05-27, 09:57
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is it a sin to smoke the bible because me and my mate were running out of rollies.

and we were doing walking for sport (for school)where you just walk around the steets and stuff.

earlier that day we racked a bible (is that a sin as well) anyways after smoking it we were complaining to people that we were hungry and my mate triped over a pack of jj chicken crackers unopend!!!.

a litle bit later the crackers made us thirsty and we complained bout that when we found a full spring water bottle.

anyways thats my story and BTW the bible makes damn good rollies
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Old 2006-05-27, 10:24
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I love this story because of the good that happens and the bad that happens. Its very lovely!
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Old 2006-05-27, 11:38
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anyways thats my story and BTW the bible makes damn good rollies
Does it actually stick? Does god give us some divine gum?
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Old 2006-05-27, 11:41
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anyways thats my story and BTW the bible makes damn good rollies
yea it does make good rollies... me and my mate have tried them, man that day went soooo fast.... and the funny thing i cant remember any of the crap we did http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif
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Old 2006-05-27, 11:54
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yea it does make good rollies... me and my mate have tried them, man that day went soooo fast.... and the funny thing i cant remember any of the crap we did http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif
ummmm ive kidda notticed that you have replied to almost everything that i have posted. im starting to think your stalking me

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Old 2006-05-27, 12:00
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ummmm ive kidda notticed that you have replied to almost everything that i have posted. im starting to think your stalking me


I am stalking you... i know where you live, what school you go to, how hot your mum is http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif, what car your learning to drive in, that your parents are divorced, who your friends are at school, how well you do in your classes, what classes you have and anything else you would like to know........... by the way *speaks evily* i'm in the house hehehehe.
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Old 2006-05-27, 12:03
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Since you both are online right now, could I get your MSN, AIM, or YAHOO Adresses so I can talk to you on there?
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Old 2006-05-27, 12:04
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Since you both are online right now, could I get your MSN, AIM, or YAHOO Adresses so I can talk to you on there?


yea mine is [email protected] his i cant remember... but i know it like alot of things
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Old 2006-05-27, 12:04
purplemonkeydishwasher purplemonkeydishwasher is offline
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yeah sure buddy

its [email protected]

dont ask i dont know what it means either
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Old 2006-05-27, 12:07
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I am stalking you... i know where you live, what school you go to, how hot your mum is http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif, what car your learning to drive in, that your parents are divorced, who your friends are at school, how well you do in your classes, what classes you have and anything else you would like to know........... by the way *speaks evily* i'm in the house hehehehe.


MUM???
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