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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-05-20, 09:34
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I've been thinking alot about this the last few days could it be possible that Jesus is the greatest con artist in history. Compare him walking on water to a clever david blaine type trick. Or when he made the blind man see again,the blind man could of been in on the con all along. Ok some things can't be explained but the bible is all about storys past on from person to person, jesus could of relied on the chinese whispers effect. What does every one else think on this ?
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Old 2006-05-20, 12:45
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This could have happened, or the whole thing was a lie!

Jesus wasn't such a good guy anyway, he was a condescending prick

Read the bible sometime, he looks down on everyone
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Old 2006-05-20, 19:18
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I like the family guy movie approach to jesus.
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Old 2006-05-20, 20:20
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Or when he made the blind man see again,the blind man could of been in on the con all along.
John 9:1-9 - As Yeshua passed along, he saw a man blind from birth. His talmidim asked him, "Rabbi, who sinned - this man or his parents - to cause him to be born blind ?"

Yeshua answered, "His blindness is due neither to his sin nor to that of his parents; it happened so that God's power might be seen at work in him. As long as it is day, we keep doing the work of the One who sent me; the night is coming when no one can work. While I am an in the world, I am the light of the world."

Having said this, he spit on the ground, made some mud with the saliva, put the mud on the man's eyes, and said to him, "Go, wash off in the Pool of Shiloach (The name means "sent") !" So he went and washed and came away seeing.

His neighbors and those who previously had seen him begging at the temple said, "Isn't this the man who used to sit and beg ?" Some said, "Yes, he's the one."

So, the man was born blind, which his parents are asked to confirm. You can read this later in the same chapter.

That would be a mighty big conspiracy, considering the parents had no motive. Judeans at that time had already decreed that anyone acknowledging Yeshua as the Messiah would be banned from the synagogue, which was like death on earth to those people.

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quote:Ok some things can't be explained but the bible is all about storys past on from person to person, jesus could of relied on the chinese whispers effect. What does every one else think on this ?
Studying it would help you understand that it is not just a book of stories.
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Old 2006-05-20, 21:22
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Don't believe everything you read.
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Old 2006-05-21, 16:18
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I like the family guy movie approach to jesus.


whats that then ?

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Old 2006-05-21, 18:09
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whats that then ?


his powers were greatly over estimated:

*does trick with fingers behind his back*
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Old 2006-05-21, 18:23
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if jesus were alive today, would he try to get digital into the sack for being so devout? and after he did, would he post the vid on totse?

... i think so.
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Old 2006-05-21, 20:47
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if jesus were alive today, would he try to get digital into the sack for being so devout? and after he did, would he post the vid on totse?

... i think so.
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Old 2006-05-22, 00:11
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quote:Originally posted by postdiluvium:

if jesus were alive today, would he try to get digital into the sack for being so devout? and after he did, would he post the vid on totse?

... i think so.
That means...I'm Jesus... http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif

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