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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Engingalish to your ignore list  
Old 2006-04-29, 08:01
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The idea of fire and goat footed demons seems a little dated. Is there like a personnel hell for everyone, or is it just a big congregation of suffering?
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Old 2006-04-30, 07:14
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I would say hell is one big math class where the clock never ticks.
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Old 2006-04-30, 07:23
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I would say hell is one big math class where the clock never ticks.
Advanced Math class. And the clock ticks right up to one second before semesters end, then starts going backwards. *shudder* Personally, I think you get trapped under a waterbed for all eternity, so you can't breathe.

Welcome to Totse, bitch. Oh, right.



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Old 2006-04-30, 07:35
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The idea of fire and goat footed demons seems a little dated. Is there like a personnel hell for everyone, or is it just a big congregation of suffering?
Everything points to a big congregation of suffering.
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Old 2006-04-30, 13:59
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There is no hell. No finite sin can justify infinite punishment.

I dont care if you're the Pet stomping lady or a suicide bomber who blows up 3000 people. Nothing you can do on earth can justify eternal damnation.

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Old 2006-04-30, 14:06
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Hell, even the muslims believe that your punishment ends after a while, so why is it that only christianity tries to scare you shitless into converting?
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Old 2006-04-30, 15:13
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Revelation teaches us that hell is a giant pit of burning sulfur... I kid you not.
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Old 2006-04-30, 15:15
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Revelation teaches us that hell is a giant pit of burning sulfur... I kid you not.
Barbecues all around then?

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Old 2006-04-30, 15:51
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Most of the people i respect will be in hell!

Hey, at least i'll make friends easy.
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Old 2006-05-01, 11:19
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Hell is spending eternity away from God. He thinks that's a punishment.
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