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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-02-19, 02:21
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http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/8432/1111112cv.jpg

It was going to say

"jesus died for your sins"

thats still my original title.
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Old 2006-02-19, 02:46
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Im a christian and no, Im not offended. Thats the difference between us (christians)and muslims. Do that to Mohammed, and your dead.
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Old 2006-02-19, 02:49
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i only ask cause Its on my myspace profile.
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Old 2006-02-19, 02:50
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Im catholic and i found that hella offinsive but i almost pissed my pants laughing.
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Old 2006-02-19, 02:52
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quote:Originally posted by vazilizaitsev89:

Im a christian and no, Im not offended. Thats the difference between us (christians)and muslims. Do that to Mohammed, and your dead.
That's true. You know, Our God is Love.

I was at prayer last night, and My pastor told us about it. I'm don't really have the time lately to sit down and watch tv. I'm lucky if I get to watch the news. I hadn't a clue what he was talking about, and when I had asked him, he told me. Then, another Brother in Christ, at corp. prayer, figured it would be cute to see Buddah, Muhammed, and all those other little false gods (demons because that's what they're worshipping) were bowing down before the cross at the feet of Jesus.

However, we don't fight fire with fire, God fights our battles. Rest assured that ALL WILL BOW AND CONFESS THAT JESUS IS LORD!!
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Old 2006-02-19, 02:59
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are you being sarcastic?
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Old 2006-02-19, 03:03
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are you being sarcastic?
No, Sir/ Ma'am. I'm very much serious. I would never joke about the Truth.
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Old 2006-02-19, 03:22
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hahaha. that made me giggle. your pastor lied to you. I guess you havent seen the original cartoons in the news paper.
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Old 2006-02-19, 03:35
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hahaha. that made me giggle. your pastor lied to you. I guess you havent seen the original cartoons in the news paper.
Um, You either need to reread that, or get a clue. Because My Pastor didn't lie to me. He told me about the picture of muhammed, and what 1 'christian' does, doesn't represent all. Sorry.
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Old 2006-02-19, 03:52
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quote:Originally posted by HellzShellz:

That's true. You know, Our God is Love.

I was at prayer last night, and My pastor told us about it. I'm don't really have the time lately to sit down and watch tv. I'm lucky if I get to watch the news. I hadn't a clue what he was talking about, and when I had asked him, he told me. Then, another Brother in Christ, at corp. prayer, figured it would be cute to see Buddah, Muhammed, and all those other little false gods (demons because that's what they're worshipping) were bowing down before the cross at the feet of Jesus.

However, we don't fight fire with fire, God fights our battles. Rest assured that ALL WILL BOW AND CONFESS THAT JESUS IS LORD!!
The most hilarious thing about this post is that it's serious.

What the fuck is our world coming to.....
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