...would you choose to go to hell or heaven? And don't bullshit me about how you're already given that chance by either living a "good" or "bad" life. I'm talking instant hell or heaven, no matter what kind of life you've lead. I wonder how God would react to "good" people going to an eternity of suffering freely, especially considering his "love" for them. You'd get instant badass status though. You could walk up to the Devil and say: I'm here cause God is a fucktard, you rotting piece of maggoty homosexualism.
I bet they have Pringles Hot & Spicy sprinkled with crack rock in hell. Holy shit man, I'm just going. I doubt buring forever can be any worse than dealing with this world's idiots. I just hope they don't kick me outa hell for being so much of a badass.
HOLY SHIT!
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