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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Easy Going to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-26, 02:59
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If there is a God, there is no reason why he can't post online. He probably posts here just to fuck with us. For all you know, you're reading Holy Scripture right now.
  #2   Add Lucky to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-26, 03:41
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Put enough chemicals in me and I can be God. Yah God probably fucks with our heads a lot. You ever think how stupi the T Rex looks. That gigantic animal and those shitty little pansy arms. And that one with the huge ass neck. I bet God was high when he made those dinosaurs.
  #3   Add Kia Kordestani to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-26, 04:22
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Yes I do post on totse. And no I'm not trying to fuck with you.
  #4   Add BD w/ Kung-Fu Grip to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-26, 06:04
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Only 33% of God posts on Totse.
  #5   Add Black Flag to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-26, 07:08
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Wintermute is God(dess).

Zok is Jesus.



[This message has been edited by Black Flag (edited 03-26-2004).]
  #6   Add Craftian to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-26, 08:49
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In the beginning, there was enigma.

He spoke a word into his modem, and LO! a BBS was created so that his chosen people might connect.

And he saw that it was good.
  #7   Add praisejahmoreherb to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-27, 19:19
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We're all God, so yes, some of us post here.
  #8   Add Hexadecimal to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-27, 22:09
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God is neurological.
  #9   Add seraph~aral to your ignore list  
Old 2004-04-04, 05:46
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yes i (we) do.

as for dieties...im sure eris is on here somewhere, feeding us lies about LD50's and safe drug combos, and how to make ether out of urine, and how to get high off of advil and shit like that.

  #10   Add DgenR8 to your ignore list  
Old 2004-04-04, 06:09
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