When you die, do you get to keep your genitals?

Distromnia · #1 2004-03-22, 18:56

I mean... If you die and go to heaven, do they take them from you? Because I don't exactly think you can breed... Maybe just use them for fun?

Metalligod · #2 2004-03-23, 00:49

If we don't, I'm gonna miss playing 'Mr. Towelrack' with mines.

SicilianFamily7 · #3 2004-03-23, 01:01

ooo.good question. I would have to go with, you lose them. Cause God is that kind of unforgiving bastard.

Weed is a deed · #4 2004-03-23, 01:02

yes you keep them.

nothingmoregirl · #5 2004-03-23, 02:45

see... another perfect reason NOT to go to heaven! i mean come on... you can have absolutely no fun in heaven! you just sit around and talk to jesus and god all the time and you can't have sex, you can't cuss you can't steal, you can't drink or smoke or do drugs, you can't do anything except chill with god... wtf is that?! i'd get bored just thinking of spending an eternity doing that!

hangover · #6 2004-03-23, 16:09

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quote:Originally posted by nothingmoregirl:

see... another perfect reason NOT to go to heaven! i mean come on... you can have absolutely no fun in heaven! you just sit around and talk to jesus and god all the time and you can't have sex, you can't cuss you can't steal, you can't drink or smoke or do drugs, you can't do anything except chill with god... wtf is that?! i'd get bored just thinking of spending an eternity doing that!

This is actually not true. I heard that on fridays, saturdays and sundays the strip joint not far from JC's house has a 24h happy hour.