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  #1   Add SupaAznPirate to your ignore list  
Old 2004-02-21, 18:00
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I'm just curious, so many black people out there say that jesus is black. I have never read the bible, so i need someone to tell me some evidence that he's black.
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Old 2004-02-21, 18:54
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When the first missionaries went to Africa, Jesus was, well... politically incorect. Jesus was Caucasian & Lucifer was darkskinned. Some missionary had a brainwave...inverted the two.

Even today, most African Christians have a black jesus in their churches.

  #3   Add Craftian to your ignore list  
Old 2004-02-21, 18:54
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He was born in the Middle East.

It's helluva more likely* that he was black than the blue-eyed blond we see in paintings.

Why the hell do you care what colour his skin was anyhow?

(*yes, assuming he existed)
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Old 2004-02-21, 19:28
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How about you post in the right forum...
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Old 2004-02-21, 19:43
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most likely due to the area he was from and stuff, he was middleastern looking with dark hair and eyes, which isn't how he is often portrayed.
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Old 2004-02-22, 03:25
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Jesus had semite parents, so its safe to assume he wasn't black... nor blond or light skinned anyway.
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Old 2004-02-22, 04:36
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I don't know one way or the other, but i believe he was most likely isreali-looking. White, but not european white, probably really tan and bearded.
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Old 2004-02-22, 07:29
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Jesus was a taliban
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Old 2004-02-22, 08:44
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I watched this program on TLC, where they researched Jesus' background, area, climate. And they made a 3D model of what his face would "Really" look like.

He ended up having a dark tan, a large nose, and short curly brown hair.
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Old 2004-02-22, 09:00
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I think it's obvious that Jesus, being a Middle-Eastern Jew, would be pretty dark to begin with. He wouldn't be at all like the paintings of the dainty little wop we've come to identify as Jesus.

He was a carpenter, so he'd likely be a big, strong guy, as there were no power tools. Also, considering that there was no sunblock back then, and he wandered in the desert for a while, I think he'd be tanned pretty dark. Plus, since he'd most likely have curly hair and no shampoo, his hair might be a bit natty and locked up.

However, he most certainly would not look sub-saharan or anything at all like most American blacks.
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