Create a God.

MoneyBoxers14 · #1 2003-09-20, 04:27

I was watching Eddie Lizzard doing his standup on HBO and he was making fun the Greeks I think and he said that they had stupid gods for stupid stuff like "Jeff, the god of biscuits" and "Chris, the god of hairstyles".

It got me thinking during history class and I came up with some of my own:

Bob, the god of ladders.

Steve, the god of dentures.

Jerry, the god of shoelaces.

Pat, the god of toenail clippers.

Jim, the god of staples.

Todd, the god of warm milk.

Terry, the god of beef jerky.

I know it seems pretty stupid if your in a bad mood or something but if you are in an okay mood and you play around with it it's pretty humorous to see what wierd ass, unneeded gods you can come up with.

buddy dobbs · #2 2003-09-20, 04:29

I am Buddy, the god of pimp ass freaky deaky Manhattan transfers.

cashual21 · #3 2003-09-20, 04:30

cashual21 the god of nachos.

(what's better? besides like pasta, and like steak)

J. A. Seed · #4 2003-09-20, 04:33

I am seed the god of heroic LSD doses

MoneyBoxers14 · #5 2003-09-20, 04:33

Moneyboxers, the god of that lightheaded feeling you get when you stand up to fast.

Bow to me. lol.

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XiPPiLLi · #6 2003-09-20, 04:34

XiPPiLLi, God of turquoise and jewlery.

mizled · #7 2003-09-20, 04:50

Paraphanallia - The God of Greek Street Cleaners.

Tyrant · #8 2003-09-20, 05:00

Eddie Izzard's older stuff is much funnier.

"Hacker movies: they're typing away: dabba dabba dabba deebe deebe deebe... Hacking into the Pentagon computer database... dabba dabba deebe deebe dee... double-click on "Yes"...

Oh, password protected, 28 billion possibilities and one chance... OK, um... JEFF!

.............

HEY!

'How did you know?'

I knew there'd be a BACK DOOR (they always talk about a back door, so they can get in any time they want to, and move the missiles around... put them on their heads or something.) And the person that made this program was called Jeff Jeffdy Jeff, born on the first of Jeff, Nineteen Jeffdy Jeff."

But I digress...

Fred, God of wobbly upper arms.

eagle17 · #9 2003-09-20, 05:02

nick god of teh lotrhargic

psychotikan · #10 2003-09-20, 05:05

waiting for someone to say "god of stupid threads".... heheh... j/k...

Kan - God of ... crap, i got nothin...