is it really serious ?? BULLSHIT !! christianity is by far the most widespread joke on the planet, it even beats 'why did the chicken cross the road ??' but seen as i have fucked up ideas, ill share them with u all.
First of all, i'd would like to state the lack of common sense and logic in the whole christian joke. PS : i dont know much about religion so i could be wrong.
- if god created humans to his images, why wont he let us see him ??
- who created god ??
- what was before god ??
- if he has unlimited power and goodness, why does evil exist ??
- that faggot let his own son die !!
- the virgin mary could never have givin birth with an intact hymen.
- if souls cant be destroyed but are created during conception, doesnt that make heaven ( and hell ) a bit crowded ??
- one of my favourites : jesus was born before 0 BC
- the bible was written fuckloads after jesus died, by some idiots who didnt know what they were on about.
- the people of the church are mean assholes : burning witches, cutting little kids balls off, priest not allowed sex so they become mean pedophiles which altar boys, telling other people how to lives their lives, etc. (u get the point)
- bitching about how much their religion kick ass when talking to non-believers.
- mass was being read in latin, no-one speaks that shit anymore !! the priest could be going over his shopping list for all we know.
- churches are fucking impossible to build, so why bother when faith is more valuable to non-material entities.
- an avengeful god. god 'forgives' u but u still go suck someone's ass in hell because u smoked some pot once in your life.
- the spiritual leader of the chirstian faith ( i find that so funny, faith, santa is more real ) takes more medication than any hospital, or nearly.
- they have their own country, i just plain dont get this, but its got to be bad some way.
- crusades. a nice way of saying 'kill anyone smart enough to see this is a scam'.
- back to churches, holy water is pretty funny. whats so special about it ??
- jesus was a jew !!! the most famous dude in the whole thing is a money-greedy scummy bastard who died in his thirties, TWICE !! ( antisemitic i know, but hey, thats freedom of speech for u ).
- the religion has changed so many times according to the outside world, peer pressure i call it. oh no, darwin is right. well then god caused evolution to happen. gee, thats conveniant.
- and to top it all off, a funny one i just thought of : we refer to all priests as 'father', several priests therefore several dads, so they're gay. i think i explained it a bit too much so that americans can still claim they understand a bit of what im saying
wow, it feels good to get all that out. but im going to explain my version of how the christian concept should be, from a more logic point of view.
god is evil and the devil is good. smacks u in the head huh ?? what they do is they fight over who mankind will have more faith and confidence in. as the devil is obviously nicer, he gives/shares power or give u what u want in exchange which is better than remaining a disciple for all eternity, he doesnt bitch like a dumb shit when u try out the things life has to offer (sex, drugs, and any meanass opinions). and in your mind, people prefer warmth to cold, as in hell for slower than average retards. so basically god has tricked the devil by pretending to be the opposite. but anyway, if its not like the way i just described it then it all fake.
i sure hope people like reading this and tell me how much god is a bitch too and i dont want any whining from people saying im going to hell for this.
enjoy.
Wineblood64.
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