if you go to the doctor

[lmaorofl]

because of a urinary tract infection.... will they be able to find out if I've popped my cherry from that?


because my mom can NOT find this stuff out. But I may have to go to the doctors. And I don't want to sit here miserable, but if it's that or my mom finding out I've been like, with girls...
i'd stay miserable.


agh help.

[Maggotote]

Well, the doctor might suspect that you had some kind of sexual relationship. Chances are he's going to ask you about that. I suggest that you be totally honest in order to get the help you really need. But you don't have to worry since doctors keep their patients stuff as secret. Your mom doesn't have to know about this.

[lmaorofl]

Originally Posted by Maggotote

Well, the doctor might suspect that you had some kind of sexual relationship. Chances are he's going to ask you about that. I suggest that you be totally honest so that your little friend gets the help he really needs. But you don't have to worry since doctors keep their patients stuff as secret. Your mom doesn't have to know about this.

I know but usually my mom will be there (I don't have a little friend btw...)
and they ask, "Would you like your mom to leave?"
Well if I say yes... That's a straight answer to "yeah! my girlfriend fingered me!"
Because she stayed with us for two days, and my mom doesn't know shes my girlfriend, she thinks shes just a friend... So I can't admit to that. But I need to know what I can say its from (to blame it on, swimming, too much acid-ey foods, anything!), because it's becoming like, bad. like, miserably almost blood bad.

[ApocalypsePlease]

Come up with something quick, it's not going to magically fix itself.

Why don't you just tell your mother you're uncomfortable with her looking at your vag? You don't have to explain that, just say you're uncomfortable, you don't really know why but you are.

[Maggotote]

Originally Posted by lmaorofl

Well if I say yes... That's a straight answer to "yeah! my girlfriend fingered me!"

Alright!! I get it now. You are a girl and you have a girlfriend who finger-fucked you, and that caused a pussy infection. For all I know, girls tend to have those kind of things every once in a while. It's something common like a headache. If this is the case then I see no problem at all. All you need to do is go to the doctor or simply buy some cream or pill that treat those kind of things.

My girlfriend did that when she got an infection as a result of having sexual relationships with me.

[Glasgowsweeman]

Go without your mum, and say it got better.
Lol, you craaaazy kinkay lesbians...

[Agent 008]

Tits or GTFO!

[SilentMind]

Just go.

You don't have to tell your mom that you've been having lesbian sex.

You can always find a bullshit excuse to ask her to leave the room, like whoever said the bit about being uncomfortable. Worse comes to worst, you can just say you were masturbating. She can't really hold that against you. Although it might be a little awkward.


EDIT: Link
http://www.uristat.com/shorthed.htm

My girlfriend got an UTI after a night on the beach and too much sand. So we got that and it cleared it up fine.

[Toraton]

Cranberry juice is a quick fix for most urinary tract infections.

[SilentMind]

Originally Posted by Toraton

Cranberry juice is a quick fix for most urinary tract infections.

Or that stuff Uristat you can get over the counter.

Btw, as a completely unrelated note. If you ever go to get an HIV test, never under and circumstances go to your primary doctor, or use your insurance card.