Constrictive Parents

[Joe's love of metal.]

Thanks very much for the suggestions. Im thinking of doing what KoldBane said. Can't fake being a christian any more since I already tried at the start of the relationship. I neglected to mention that her brother also told them that I have the 'If Jesus comes back we'll kill him again.' shirt and wear it proudly and often. Just talking with them sounds more promising than anything like eloping. Normally id run away from a fucked up relationship like this, but at this point that just seems weak.

I located the bar of y piercing on my car seat, though now she is thinking that she may have actually swallowed the ball

[ApocalypsePlease]

Let us know how this turns out.

Personally I'd go with the fake breakup as doornob_lightbulb said.

[Win A Free Ipod]

I could explain how to do it, but that would be worthless.

Contact me on AIM, I betcha I could convince em.

That is, if you want the more involved, interesting alternative to the fake breakup.

[Rocko]

Originally Posted by Joe's love of metal.

swallowed the ball

Oh, she's swallowing balls all right.

[ScaryDangerous]

dude, i was all ready to give you advice

until i read the penis piercing thing...

WTF? that was not related, but the paper clip should be fine, sounds sorta smelly though. also, nice , i hope she swallowed it.