Free Will Paradox

[HatterMaxwell]

Okay.
To start, I used to have a totse, but then I got a real life and totally forgot about it.
Recently my real life was repossessed...
So one brand new account later- here we are.

Now...
For this thread I'm assuming some things.

1. There is a God/god.
2. It is omnipotent/omniscient and infallible.
3. There is a strange religion called Christianity that believes in this God, and also believes that all people have free will.

These are the only rules. The only things that are completely true in this little fantasy world of mine.
To start out we'll assume that these "Christians" are correct.
But that's not written in stone. (Just in the bible)
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:confused:;)Who can spot the paradox?;):confused:

[ArmsMerchant]

^Please read the stickies. Flaming is strongly discouraged in this forum.

[killallthewhiteman]

do you have prizes?

[HatterMaxwell]

do you have prizes?
Of course...
there's some lint i found in my ass crack.
and second place is my old toenails!

[---Beany---]

Of course...
there's some lint i found in my ass crack.
and second place is my old toenails!

And I thought you were saving that shit coz you're weird.

[ArmsMerchant]

Well, this thread has been active for two days, still hasn't garnered a serious reply.

Time, I think, to put it out of its misery.