View Full Version : what the most bootleg thing you ever made
mastergamerx
2008-11-16, 22:51
list how you bootlegged(sped up the process of making food/drink) a meal or a drink when at home or at resturant
i make bootleg grilled cheese by putting the cheese sammich together then microwaving it till its melted takes less then 2 minutes and no clean up
ObsdianZ
2008-11-16, 23:37
Then you just have a melted cheese sandwich with soggy bread.
*ObZ
lostmyface
2008-11-17, 00:01
ghetto tomato soup
what you need are a few packets of ketchup, a few packets of salt an pepper, and some hot water. also you will need a bowl an a spoon.
what you do to make this is empty about nine ketchup packs into a bowl. now slowly add your hot water stirring as you go. stop when you reach the consistency you like. then season with salt a pepper to taste.
ghetto tomato soup
what you need are a few packets of ketchup, a few packets of salt an pepper, and some hot water. also you will need a bowl an a spoon.
what you do to make this is empty about nine ketchup packs into a bowl. now slowly add your hot water stirring as you go. stop when you reach the consistency you like. then season with salt a pepper to taste.
To spice it up a little add one or two creamers. Tastes almost like the Campbells canned soup. Almost.
Good ol' homeless person food.
Pringles
2008-11-17, 01:25
ghetto tomato soup
what you need are a few packets of ketchup, a few packets of salt an pepper, and some hot water. also you will need a bowl an a spoon.
what you do to make this is empty about nine ketchup packs into a bowl. now slowly add your hot water stirring as you go. stop when you reach the consistency you like. then season with salt a pepper to taste.
Then add in some sugar to make it sweeter.
Death Insurance
2008-11-17, 01:38
Ramen.
1. Open bag.
2. Eat out of bag.
3. ???
4. Profit.
mastergamerx
2008-11-17, 02:22
rofl nice nice keep it goin
a jar of mayonnaise's , and a bag of cheetohs.
Dip cheetohs into mayonnaise.
enjoy.
The Divinity of Racism
2008-11-17, 03:23
chocolate chip tortillas (didnt have no flour for cookie)
I've always had shit luck making a grilled cheese on the stove, so to make one I'll toast some bread and then microwave it with cheese. Uses a hell of a lot less butter! (none at all!)
Mantikore
2008-11-17, 04:12
i toasted a slice of bread on the stovetop flame
i toasted a slice of bread on the stovetop flame
That is indeed bootleg.
PirateJoe
2008-11-17, 05:06
While working kitchen at a summer camp, we ran out of ketchup so I had to make some out of tomato paste, vinegar, and salt.
Another time, we ran out of milk, so I had to make milk out of expired condensed and powdered milk.
And hot chocolate out of things that hot chocolate shouldn't be made out of.
And hot chocolate out of things that hot chocolate shouldn't be made out of.
Water?
Hot chocolate with milk > hot chocolate with water.
ive grilled bread and cheese on an old steam iron
wolfy_9005
2008-11-17, 09:28
Microwaved the chicken at work then dipped it into the sauce and served it to a customer :)
Was lazy, and that was an asshole customer anyway.
lostmyface
2008-11-17, 16:03
To spice it up a little add one or two creamers. Tastes almost like the Campbells canned soup. Almost.
Good ol' homeless person food.
i am trying this soon
Toothlessjoe
2008-11-17, 17:14
Used cream, garlic and some grated cheese to make a quick pasta sauce. Didn't have anything else about.
PirateJoe
2008-11-17, 19:23
Water?
Hot chocolate with milk > hot chocolate with water.
Err...no.
Used cream, garlic and some grated cheese to make a quick pasta sauce. Didn't have anything else about.
That's not ghetto, that's just basic cookery. Add a bit of garlic and basil, and it's a restaurant level sauce.
Simplicity is where the best cookery lies.
Toothlessjoe
2008-11-17, 20:16
That's not ghetto, that's just basic cookery. Add a bit of garlic and basil, and it's a restaurant level sauce.
Simplicity is where the best cookery lies.
Well, I usually make pretty decent sauces so having to use something like that is pretty ghetto for me, I guess.
Once I made a big mac that tasted perfect. Wasn't even hard. There's a video on the internet on how to do it.
Toothlessjoe
2008-11-17, 20:43
Once I made a big mac that tasted perfect. Wasn't even hard. There's a video on the internet on how to do it.
Yeah, I think that guy has awhole series on how to recreate fast food and famous snacks. Pretty good.
Off topic: Go get a copy of a film called Withnail and I. It's ace and there are loads of drinking games you can play with it.
mastergamerx
2008-11-18, 00:58
i sorta bootleg velveeta i guess you could say i only fill the pot with bar eminium water so it gets to a boil faster it helps make it super fast takes less then 15 mins to make if you do it this way
Mantikore
2008-11-18, 01:59
Once I made a big mac that tasted perfect. Wasn't even hard. There's a video on the internet on how to do it.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=seog5JxLqLA
its from a comedy show we get down here
also, if you found that interesting, try this
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hQrs6gPfDGo
:):):):)
StarWarsNerd
2008-11-18, 02:19
I use a clothing iron to make pressed sandwhiches/ grilled cheese
lag-o-riffic
2008-11-20, 23:27
the most ghetto thing ive ever made was a pair of shoes/shirt/pants out of duct tape and news paper...........theres a long story behind it....to sum it up ....crazy party...woke up naked no clothes in a garage and Mcguiver'd some clothes so i didnt have to be ....all that embarrassed funny thing was actually didnt look too bad...wish i had a pic though
crackhead
2008-11-20, 23:47
I once made a smoothie but had no yogurt so I used the nieghbor's newborn...
NiGhT PrOwLeR
2008-11-21, 01:35
onion rings from pancakebatter a variety of spices beer and re used oil
( it tasted pretty good too)
Or macaroni with tomato sauce, rinsed off and recycled into mac n cheese
lostmyface
2008-11-21, 05:01
Or macaroni with tomato sauce, rinsed off and recycled into mac n cheese
i think we have a winner
Toothlessjoe
2008-11-21, 15:31
the most ghetto thing ive ever made was a pair of shoes/shirt/pants out of duct tape and news paper...........theres a long story behind it....to sum it up ....crazy party...woke up naked no clothes in a garage and Mcguiver'd some clothes so i didnt have to be ....all that embarrassed funny thing was actually didnt look too bad...wish i had a pic though
Sounds like it'd taste awful...
whocares123
2008-11-22, 06:13
Ehh...I make quesadilas in the microwave, just putting cheese between two tortillas and heat until melted. I guess that's not that "bootleg" but I know some people think it's gross and would only eat them made in a pan, with the tortilla crispy.
Tried doing that with grilled cheese sandwiches...yeah doesn't work. I would put the bread in a toaster first, and then quickly melt the cheese on the bread in the microwave. Still ain't the same as the right way.
Most food I make for myself is already as simple as it can get, so...can't do much to it.
Piles Of Crack
2008-11-23, 05:19
Ehh...I make quesadilas in the microwave, just putting cheese between two tortillas and heat until melted.
I do that like, three times a week....
:(
With hot sauce, of course.
whocares123
2008-11-23, 06:14
I do that like, three times a week....
:(
With hot sauce, of course.
Yeah, I did it about once a month back home...now that I got the stuff at my dorm, I'll be doing it a lot more. Almost daily.
In fact...I am hungry now.
killallthewhiteman
2008-11-23, 12:30
sometimes im so lazy or consumed in my virtual reality that i just skip meals; pretty underground eh.
Toothlessjoe
2008-11-23, 16:01
sometimes im so lazy or consumed in my virtual reality that i just skip meals; pretty underground eh.
Everyone skips meals.
mastergamerx
2008-11-24, 11:29
lol if you ever want bootleg corn dogs just do this
wisk a egg then rol lthe hotdog in it then roll it with some bread crumbs so its covered in it then cook it i dunno how good itd be but meh worth a try
killallthewhiteman
2008-11-24, 12:32
Everyone skips meals.
but; did anyone else point that out previously?
as far as i know the title is not "whats the most bootleg thing you did that only you did".
???
Sometimes I get mushrooms and coat them in ceasar salad dressing and eat.
Other times I grab tomatoes, bite a tiny hole in them, suck out all the juice, then fill them with creamy balsamic and garlic dressing.
Cheese doggler: Skinless frankfurt, microwave, get a slice of that shitty plastic cheese, wrap it around, eat.
crackhead
2008-11-24, 15:53
hotdogs mixed with macaroni and cheese
frinkmakesyouthink
2008-11-24, 16:17
Housemates all on holiday, had no money (card empty and lost wallet so no change) and little food, had a week until my paycheck came
Survived on pasta mixed with butter and crumbled chicken stock cubes. Not bad for the first half bowlful - but eating it twice a day for six days was horrible. I found a few coins and bought a big bar of chocolate and a bag of oranges, and ate it all in one sitting.
Blastoise sandwiches!
A treat from my stoner days.
Make two toaster waffles. Sandwich between them a scoop of ice cream, chocolate sauce, peanut butter and jam.
Mmm, best invention everrr.
Toothlessjoe
2008-11-25, 13:14
Blastoise sandwiches!
A treat from my stoner days.
Make two toaster waffles. Sandwich between them a scoop of ice cream, chocolate sauce, peanut butter and jam.
Mmm, best invention everrr.
You don't even have to be stoned to appreciate this.
ObsdianZ
2008-11-25, 13:38
Blastoise sandwiches!
HAH that's pretty fucking awesome.
*ObZ
smokemon
2008-11-25, 13:44
jarred, expired long ago jalapenos and sweet pickle relish on a frozen (thawed until soggy, toaster was broken) cinnamon-raisin bagel.
It sucked, but wasn't that bad.
It was one of those
*opens fridge- peers into empty abyss.... spots a jar or two in the back*
kind of deals.
HAH that's pretty fucking awesome.
*ObZ
When you run outta ice cream and just have peanut butter and jam and chocolate sauce they're called Squirtle sandwiches.
Because the waffle looks like a shell and the insides squirt out everywhere like a water attack.
Toothlessjoe
2008-11-25, 17:06
I've had Gin and Cola before. I think that's more desperate than bootleg though :confused:
Psychonautical
2008-11-25, 17:11
Where is Danzig when you need him!
He ate wild ducks. And by wild I mean mall pond ducks.
Seriously, let's bring the lying sack of shit out here!
whocares123
2008-11-25, 17:54
lol if you ever want bootleg corn dogs just do this
wisk a egg then rol lthe hotdog in it then roll it with some bread crumbs so its covered in it then cook it i dunno how good itd be but meh worth a try
Whatever the hell that would make would not be a corn dog. It would be like a fucking...breaded hot dog. Hmm, I wonder how that would taste. You'd have to add some kind of seasoning or garlic or onion salt in with the breading. Haha oh man.
Someone has already thought of this: http://jal-sausages.blogspot.com/2007/12/breaded-hotdog.html#links
And yes, that's a whole blog about sausages and hot dogs.
God that blog is so fucking weird. It's like this asian british (i think) girl who is obsessed with all things hot dogs and sausages. Some of the shit there looks so disgusting. Ugh.
mastergamerx
2008-11-26, 11:13
well i thought itd be more of a corn dog cause it has the breading but i suppose its not since itd have to be deepfried and shit but w/e lol
monkmaster
2008-11-26, 18:15
Once when I was thirteen, I shot a little bird in a tree, feathered and fileted it and fried it up with teriyaki. Had to spit out the pellet when I was eating it though.
Other than that all my attempts at 'ghetto cooking' turn out well. If ghetto in the first place.
Quageschi
2008-11-30, 07:57
hot chocolate made with one of those swiss miss packets and hot water from the sink.
not to ghetto, but i cant think of anything else.
STOP TALKING GARBAGE
2008-11-30, 08:55
Where is Danzig when you need him!
He ate wild ducks. And by wild I mean mall pond ducks.
Seriously, let's bring the lying sack of shit out here!
get danzig in here, now
i know that fucker did a bunch of crazy shit when he was out on the streets
i miss him. :(
Psionicist
2008-12-02, 03:45
Blastoise sandwiches!
A treat from my stoner days.
Make two toaster waffles. Sandwich between them a scoop of ice cream, chocolate sauce, peanut butter and jam.
Mmm, best invention everrr.
Never heard of it, but it sounds pretty awesome.
I used to eat ramen out of the package all the time, didn't really think it was that bootleg. Hell, i even had a cat that enjoyed it dry.
Most bootlegged thing i can remember making - dry captain crunch cereal mixed with peanut butter. we were out of milk and i really didn't want to take the time to run down to the store, nor did i have the money for it anyways. so i just spooned some peanut butter into a bowl, covered it in captain crunch, mixed it around and ate it.
matrim coffin
2008-12-02, 04:33
Two words: pepperoni sandwich.
smokemon
2008-12-02, 11:22
UPDATE - you know how people have cereal and milk?
I just had a big bowl of plain spinach with orange juice dumped in and some hot sauce.
It was like... plant cereal.
:(
Quageschi
2008-12-02, 21:52
^reminds me of making lucky charms and water since I had no milk.
It was gross.
Win A Free Ipod
2008-12-02, 21:55
i toasted a slice of bread on the stovetop flame
I roasted a pepper like that once. XD