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Cerynii
2008-08-12, 19:41
I wouldn't wanna die within the first few days of it starting. I'd prefer to have crap happening (horsemen, 7 headed beast/antichrist, flying skulls eating people) ravage the land before I go so I can at least witness it.

swissblade
2008-08-12, 19:53
Do we really DIE?

Where do WE come from??

What tells the sperm to fertilize the egg of a female???

I CANNOT DIE, Iam IMMORTAL, My spirit will LIVE ON.

Obbe
2008-08-12, 19:58
Greek word for "revelation," or "unveiling," or "uncovering."

I guess some mysteries would appear to be solved.

MR.Kitty55
2008-08-12, 21:16
I wouldn't wanna die within the first few days of it starting. I'd prefer to have crap happening (horsemen, 7 headed beast/antichrist, flying skulls eating people) ravage the land before I go so I can at least witness it.

Yeah that sounds really edgy and badass but the idea of being eaten alive and tortured doesn't sound very fun to me.

Also, if you believe in what you just said than you are a complete moron and there is no help for you.

AngryFemme
2008-08-13, 00:16
I wouldn't wanna die within the first few days of it starting. I'd prefer to have crap happening (horsemen, 7 headed beast/antichrist, flying skulls eating people) ravage the land before I go so I can at least witness it.

I'd like to witness all of it. I assume there would be other not-so-probable things occurring at the same time, and it would be neat to finally be able to validate the old phrase "When pigs fly".

boboffettercairn
2008-08-13, 04:46
I wouldn't wanna die within the first few days of it starting. I'd prefer to have crap happening (horsemen, 7 headed beast/antichrist, flying skulls eating people) ravage the land before I go so I can at least witness it.

well if you believe in Christ and the rapture... you wont see it because the rapture will take place before the apocalypse... am i right ??

Prometheum
2008-08-14, 14:28
well if you believe in Christ and the rapture... you wont see it because the rapture will take place before the apocalypse... am i right ??

No, if you believe in Christ and the rapture... you won't see it because Christ, the rapture, and the end of the world are all just bullshit ideas fed to you by people that want fame/money/power.

I mean really, the whole end of the world thing is _so_ overdone. People have been saying the sky is going to start falling since 2000BC. It isn't going to happen. You're just idiots.

easeoflife22
2008-08-19, 22:45
I beg to differ to some extent. Humanity peaking to a point where nation rises against nation in a resource and land battle is actually quite possible. Even the valley of Armageddon is actually a very likely place for such a conflict to climax. There would be torture, famine, pestilence, and if it lined up with december of 2012, astrologically the four horse constellations should line up quite nicely. Is it because of God, no. We're just really fucking stupid and have created a situation for maximum death and destruction.

AngryFemme
2008-08-20, 00:49
I beg to differ to some extent. Humanity peaking to a point where nation rises against nation in a resource and land battle is actually quite possible. Even the valley of Armageddon is actually a very likely place for such a conflict to climax. There would be torture, famine, pestilence, and if it lined up with december of 2012, astrologically the four horse constellations should line up quite nicely. Is it because of God, no. We're just really fucking stupid and have created a situation for maximum death and destruction.

Nations have risen above other nations since the beginning of time. Resource and land battles have occurred ever since man began walking upright. Torture, famine, pestilence ... it's happened countless times in history. Why people believe that for some reason 2012 is astrologically "ripe" for such happenings is beyond me.

Poo on astrology!

---Beany---
2008-08-20, 11:14
Die in it? Nigga amma cause that bad boy!

Mr. Black
2008-08-23, 02:27
Die in it? Nigga amma cause that bad boy!

*Kills ---Beany---* I'm going to cause this shit Bean. Me and my buddy who was born on December 25th and looks like Jesus. He is going to be the Antichrist and I'll fund him.