View Full Version : My clear-time joke.
Kwinniebogan
2006-03-02, 08:09
Muslim: PRAY TO ALLAH
Hebrew: I HAVE A GOD
Muslim: O RLY?
Hebrew: YAH RLY
Muslim: NO WAI
Hebrew: YAHWEH!
Yeah, I invented it the other week, but thought someone else might have already done it so the last week I have been making sure the coast was clear.
YES IT IS RELIGION RELATED.
Streetvision
2006-03-02, 08:15
AHAHAHAHAHAA
that is great
Elephantitis Man
2006-03-02, 08:33
quote:Originally posted by Kwinniebogan:
Muslim: PRAY TO ALLAH
Hebrew: I HAVE A GOD
Muslim: O RLY?
Hebrew: YAH RLY
Muslim: NO WAI
Hebrew: YAHWEH!
Muslim: ...
Hebrew: ?
Muslim: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Hebrew: Oh shit!
Muslim: *BOOM*
Thought I'd improv a little. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)
Kwinniebogan
2006-03-02, 10:40
http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)
TerminatorVinitiatoR
2006-03-02, 10:59
good joke, shame about all the religion in it.
jb_mcbean
2006-03-02, 16:19
quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:
Originally posted by Kwinniebogan:
Muslim: PRAY TO ALLAH
Hebrew: I HAVE A GOD
Muslim: O RLY?
Hebrew: YAH RLY
Muslim: NO WAI
Hebrew: YAHWEH!
Muslim: ...
Hebrew: ?
Muslim: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Hebrew: Oh shit!
Muslim: *BOOM*
Thought I'd improv a little. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)
You had to ruin something that was at least mildly amusing with your stupid intolerant, snidey, anti-islam, "kill the durkha-durkha terrorists!!" comment, didn't you?
crazed_hamster
2006-03-02, 16:45
I laughed at the second edition.
silvernick
2006-03-03, 09:54
lol
Elephantitis Man
2006-03-03, 10:10
quote:Originally posted by jb_mcbean:
You had to ruin something that was at least mildly amusing with your stupid intolerant, snidey, anti-islam, "kill the durkha-durkha terrorists!!" comment, didn't you?
http://www.totse.com/bbs/confused.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/confused.gif)
All I did was make the joke more realistic.
C'mon. If some middle-eastern man approached you and screamed, "PRAY TO ALLAH", just out of nowhere...what would be the safest response?
http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)
Mike Dogg
2006-03-03, 12:17
quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:
Originally posted by Kwinniebogan:
Muslim: PRAY TO ALLAH
Hebrew: I HAVE A GOD
Muslim: O RLY?
Hebrew: YAH RLY
Muslim: NO WAI
Hebrew: YAHWEH!
Muslim: ...
Hebrew: ?
Muslim: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Hebrew: Oh shit!
Muslim: *BOOM*
Thought I'd improv a little. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)
Haha, nice. Allah Snackbar!
quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:
If some middle-eastern man approached you and screamed, "PRAY TO ALLAH", just out of nowhere...what would be the safest response?
http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)
A gun blast to the face, followed by disemboweling his whole family, German style.
Hahahaha,that was too funny http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)
quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:
Originally posted by Kwinniebogan:
Muslim: PRAY TO ALLAH
Hebrew: I HAVE A GOD
Muslim: O RLY?
Hebrew: YAH RLY
Muslim: NO WAI
Hebrew: YAHWEH!
Muslim: ...
Hebrew: ?
Muslim: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Hebrew: Oh shit!
Muslim: *BOOM*
Thought I'd improv a little. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)
Hahaha!