View Full Version : why are christians so afraid of death???
NiggersWithAttitude
2006-02-05, 06:17
if you look at it logically this world is nothing more than a test and they should be ecstactic to finally get this shit done with and go to HEAVEN but at religious funeral i always see more people crying like little bitchs. its because those niggers have no real faith cus they know theyre living in a dream world.
AsylumSeaker
2006-02-05, 06:26
Instinct overcomes delusion.
OMr_duckO
2006-02-05, 06:35
Not all christians are afraid of dying. I'm a christian, and i'm not really afraid of dying. I'm just really curious of whats after death.
NiggersWithAttitude
2006-02-05, 08:01
quote:Originally posted by OMr_duckO:
Not all christians are afraid of dying. I'm a christian, and i'm not really afraid of dying. I'm just really curious of whats after death.
well if youre a christian you should already know
midgetbasketball
2006-02-05, 08:05
they cry because they'll never see that person again in this life not because there afraid.
NiggersWithAttitude
2006-02-05, 08:08
quote:Originally posted by midgetbasketball:
they cry because they'll never see that person again in this life not because there afraid.
thats a stupid and selfish reason to cry when that person went to paradise and they know full well that theyll spend eternity with them
TerminatorVinitiatoR
2006-02-05, 09:36
religion is bullshit.
King_Cotton
2006-02-05, 15:20
You can mock them all you want, but you're still a prejudiced piece of shit.
OMr_duckO
2006-02-05, 20:52
quote:Originally posted by TerminatorVinitiatoR:
religion is bullshit.
your mom is bullshit
Nocturnal Variant
2006-02-05, 21:34
I was just thinking about this, and asked my friend who is a devout catholic.
She said they find comfort in the fact that the person is "going to a better place" but they will miss them very much either way.
It DOES seem selfish though, as you said. You know they're in a wonderful place, but want them to be back with you?
If you truly believe in heaven, you have no reason to cry at funerals. Unless you believe your friend/family member wasn't going to heaven...
Yeah this is a stupid topic... Even if a person goes to heaven, he'll still be missed down here dangit.
I don't know if I'm a christian, but even if I was, I wouldn't be that scared of death but... It would still suck because you leave so many things behind, the people that you love and shit.
ToastToMisery
2006-02-05, 21:58
Im an atheist i dont fear death because its not like im gonna give a shit when im dead
chubbyman25
2006-02-06, 08:29
quote:Originally posted by NiggersWithAttitude:
at religious funeral i always see more people crying like little bitchs. its because those niggers have no real faith cus they know theyre living in a dream world.That isn't true. If you leave someone you really care about for a long time, even if you know you'll see them eventually you are still going to be sad. It has nothing to do with not having faith that you'll see them again.
Dark_Magneto
2006-02-10, 05:40
quote:Originally posted by TerminatorVinitiatoR:
religion is bullshit.
Yeah, but with a sales pitch like that, you aren't likely to win hearts and minds, know what I mean?
Reality sucks. Nobody wants to exist in reality, but rather a reality of their choosing. If they can delude theirselves into thinking that they are in such a reality, all the better.
It's the fantasy that sells. Who cares if it's bullshit? the system will milk them for whatever they can get their hands on, and their existence will be null after death. They can die with some favored superstition in mind, with their neurochemicals giving them an euphoric sensation to ease their passing and them interpreting it as their religious presuppositions coming to light.
You don't find out if you're right when you die. You are just removed from existence in that instant death takes hold and never get to reflect on the bullshit factor of any ideologies you may have held.
That's the grea thing about religions putting the payoff after death. No disgruntled clients calling you up on customer service, demanding a refund.
We'll still bury you and you'll rot in the ground just like everybody else, but you're still alive. Just trust us on this one. Take it on faith. Here comes the collection plate, praise tha lawd.
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quote:Originally posted by NiggersWithAttitude:
if you look at it logically this world is nothing more than a test and they should be ecstactic to finally get this shit done with and go to HEAVEN but at religious funeral i always see more people crying like little bitchs. its because those niggers have no real faith cus they know theyre living in a dream world.
Get this life through as fast as they could? I think not. Suiciding for Christians guarantees hell.
NightVision
2006-02-10, 21:15
"If God DID exist, it would be necessary to abolish him."......
abbazabbahellyeafool
2006-02-10, 23:16
Ok....
Religion was invented, makes money from and will always prosper due to the fact that people's fear of death causes them to believe in some sugar sweet happy ending and do whatever that religions' rules state to acheive that happy ending.
How?
cause no one knows what happens after.
DUH?
All religions are similar.
All of them.
You join us, you get this when you die. You don't live by our rules, you get that.
They all have some made up lie based on a person that did exist.
So let me get this str8....
A ghost fucked a virgin and got her pregnant. She had a child who is a half-human half-god through an intact hymen and her husband said "Aw, fuck it...you say it was god that fucked you then it was god that fucked you" and didn't severly beat her ass.
Yeah, whatever you say poop....I mean pope.
Sounds like some comic book shit to me.
maybe mary told joseph that the person who fucked her was so good he was like a god and it got lost translation.
Think about it....she was a virgin, so how the hell would she know what good sex is?
[This message has been edited by abbazabbahellyeafool (edited 02-10-2006).]
quote:Originally posted by abbazabbahellyeafool:
Religion was invented, makes money from and will always prosper due to the fact that people's fear of death causes them to believe in some sugar sweet happy ending and do whatever that religions' rules state to acheive that happy ending. You must be talking about some other religion that exploits peoples "faith" for their money, people give money to the church to maintain it and nothing more
How?
cause no one knows what happens after.
DUH?
All religions are similar.
hmm are you shure ?
All of them.
really ?
You join us, you get this when you die. You don't live by our rules, you get that.
if you say so
They all have some made up lie based on a person that did exist.
not really, try again.
So let me get this str8....
A ghost fucked a virgin and got her pregnant. sure when you put it that way it sounds repelling She had a child who is a half-human half-god through an intact hymen and her husband said "Aw, fuck it...you say it was god that fucked you then it was god that fucked you" and didn't severly beat her ass. must we curse fucktard
Yeah, whatever you say poop....I mean pope.
the pope is leader of the catholic church, catholicsm falls in christianity or vice versa(someone tell me which one)
Sounds like some comic book shit to me.
and your theories are solid ?
maybe mary told joseph that the person who fucked her was so good he was like a god and it got lost translation.
Think about it....she was a virgin, so how the hell would she know what good sex is?
this wasn't much of an arguement since you just attack like a prick instead of backing up your statements which aren't so solid, try to keep your vendetta against religions in the right place http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)
as for the question it would seem unlogical for a christian to be afraid since they're supposedly going to heaven anyways.
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Fundokiller
2006-02-11, 01:02
quote:Originally posted by OMr_duckO:
Not all christians are afraid of dying. I'm a christian, and i'm not really afraid of dying. I'm just really curious of whats after death.
Murder/Suicide
abbazabbahellyeafool
2006-02-11, 01:58
Two above posts prove my point.
Thank you.
abbazabbahellyeafool
2006-02-11, 02:43
quote:Originally posted by Deoz:
You must be talking about some other religion that exploits peoples "faith" for their money
yeah....ALL of them.
hmm are you shure ?
Quite.
really ?
See previous reply.
if you say so
No....Your bullshit bible says so.
not really, try again.
Prove it. Really. Not some speech about "how did all the pretty flowers get here" or "god's farts make Chicago windy" or some bullshit like that. Get off your ass, throw up a mighty prayer to the big ghost in the sky and let's see some real unmistakable proof. That should keep you busy for a while. You Supreme Fucktard.
sure when you put it that way it sounds repelling
I tells it like it is. That's what it says. No way. Laymans' terms: the bullshit killer. No songs and highfalutin play with words. just the facts. It doesn't just SOUND repelling. it is. So repelling IT'S NOT BELEIVEABLE.
must we curse fucktard
I do what the fuck I want. Pray for me to stop and when the Incestuous ghost (yup, he fucked his own child, mary....incest) shows up, i'll stop immediately. you shouldn't be cussing anyway. and by the way, profane language != cursing.
the pope is leader of the catholic church, catholicsm falls in christianity or vice versa(someone tell me which one)
No no no....you tell me...I don't wanna ask a priest what the deal is....I fear I may unwillingly lose my anal virginity. Hey....if I get raped by a priest It may be god doing it and I'll take a HOLY SHIT. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif) Millions will fall and worship my turd. It stinks for your sins my son.
and your theories are solid ?
Quite. Every popular religion has many stories of half human/half gods. I'll let you look it up and see. it may suprise you. (hercules, perseus, spawn, etc.)
this wasn't much of an arguement since you just attack like a prick instead of backing up your statements which aren't so solid, try to keep your vendetta against religions in the right place
It was a sound argument. 'Twere it not, you would be crowned stupid for actually entertaining my thoughts (whose stupider? the fool or the person listening?). you choose. I didn't attack....believe me....if i attack you will definitely know it....my rep speaks for itself....I have no vendetta against religion, I just know bullshit when i hear it. Religion, ESPECIALLY crooktianity is utter bullshit. I'm lying? Prove it and you win.
I'm not attacking your religion. No one is. Your religion is destroying itself. It's not me you should be watching. Oh no. I'm not recruiting anyone. I just said its bullshit. It always will be until it (like every other religion) provides some PROOF of the claims it makes. I don't need to provide proof of my statements. google gives info freely. Too bad I can't google some proof on crooktianity huh?
And as for your denial of fear of death....
Picture yourself having turned your back on your religion. you die with an unsaved soul. Where would you go? Hell, right? Scares the shit out of you huh? Get the fuck to church and drop some cash in the pimp sock.
Shut the fuck up with that "I ain't scared shit". You're terrified without your false belief. It's called coping.
So.....I don't have to do a goddamn thing. anyone wanting to see if what i say is true can easily visit www.google.com (http://www.google.com) or the local comic shop.
The move to be made is on crooktianity....PROVE IT.
Got that proof yet?
hey....Tshirt idea!!!
Got Proof?
Didn't think so.
so....
Shut the fuck up.
abbazabbahellyeafool
2006-02-11, 02:54
AND ANOTHER THING
Do you know what vendetta means?
EDIT:
If you did, you would know that there is no way to "destroy" religion.
Only a crazy person would try.
Well....There may be a way.
In my first post I clearly stated religion would always prosper.
Happy fellas?
[This message has been edited by abbazabbahellyeafool (edited 02-11-2006).]
Clarphimous
2006-02-11, 03:45
quote:Originally posted by abbazabbahellyeafool:
AND ANOTHER THING
Do you know what vendetta means?
If so you would know that it is impossible to have one against something that doesn't exist.
It's like dividing by zero.
That was just stupid.
READKNOWDO
2006-02-11, 03:48
quote:Originally posted by OMr_duckO:
your mom is bullshit
-1 for making a "ur mom" joke.
I found it funny the night my grandmother died how everyone was crying, my sister says "She's with her mom now," and then my dad says "I wish I could believe that," and then everyone stares at him because no one knew he didn't believe.
And then she started crying harder, and I almost began to laugh.
READKNOWDO
2006-02-11, 03:50
quote:Originally posted by stiffo:
Get this life through as fast as they could? I think not. Suiciding for Christians guarantees hell.
O RLY? I thought God loved me no matter what!
I thought all I had to do was accept Jesus as my PERSONAL SAVIOR!
READKNOWDO
2006-02-11, 03:51
quote:Originally posted by Clarphimous:
That was just stupid.
That in itself was stupid because you didn't explain why it was stupid.
You lose.
Clarphimous
2006-02-11, 04:00
quote:Originally posted by READKNOWDO:
That in itself was stupid because you didn't explain why it was stupid.
You lose.
It was stupid for two reasons. The first is because Deoz said he had a vendeta against religion, not God. The second is because of the analogy, which doesn't even fit what he's trying to describe.
abbazabbahellyeafool
2006-02-11, 04:20
ok, ok....
my mistake on the vendetta thing....
hold on...
abbazabbahellyeafool
2006-02-11, 04:38
quote:Originally posted by READKNOWDO:
O RLY? I thought God loved me no matter what!
I thought all I had to do was accept Jesus as my PERSONAL SAVIOR!
I see you see how they constantly contradict themselves.....
+1 grasshopper
Clarphimous
2006-02-11, 04:44
quote:Originally posted by abbazabbahellyeafool:
ok, ok....
my mistake on the vendetta thing....
hold on...
Heh... you do have a sense of humor. So okay, I'll admit your analogy wasn't that bad. I'm just feeling stressed out because I have homework to do, and I'm taking it out on the world. Hahahaha...
abbazabbahellyeafool
2006-02-11, 04:56
One of the qualities of a person approaching true wisdom is being able to easily admit when wrong.
Oh I laugh plenty.
At present I'm trying to find a way to fart in the cold and see if it makes fog like when you breathe.
it's gonna snow up here soon so my next chance is coming.
quote:Originally posted by AsylumSeaker:
Instinct overcomes delusion.
ROFLMAO!
quote:Originally posted by chubbyman25:
Originally posted by NiggersWithAttitude:
at religious funeral i always see more people crying like little bitchs. its because those niggers have no real faith cus they know theyre living in a dream world.That isn't true. If you leave someone you really care about for a long time, even if you know you'll see them eventually you are still going to be sad. It has nothing to do with not having faith that you'll see them again.
Whats waiting 50+ years tops when you compare it to eternity?Your logic is flawed.
crazed_hamster
2006-02-11, 22:15
Deoz, you argue like a 12-year-old, no, more like an 8-year-old... "hmmmm, are you shure?" "not really, try again?"... wtf is that?